What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 17.06.2025 20:33

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
Moonraker
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You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Dr No
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-J W Pepper
Octopussy
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.